
Top 12 Chicago Moments:
10. Changing of the guard at O'Hare to the tune of Mission Impossible
9. Clare's drunken neighbor returning at 3:00am
8. Profound lack of understanding of the Chicago bus system, thank goodness the transportation elf was with me!
7. According to a guard at the Art Institute of Chicago I'm having a boy
6. According to a table cleaner at Cosi's restaurant I'm having a girl
5a. Maternity pants were not made for walking, unless you mean walking off your butt every time you sit, stand, move, breathe. Perhaps they should come with suspenders??
5. Where's American Gothic when you want to see it?
4. According to a large, older man with a European accent at a bus stop, by the time this baby is old enough to go to college it will cost a "billion" dollars.
3. Atlanta Hartsfield airport security can filter 1,000 people through the line in the time it takes O'Hare to do 50.
2. Sometimes your suitcase just wants to go to Nebraska, but not really.
2a. Even the Jurassic Park containment wire fences cannot stop attack finches in Millenium Park.
1. It's fun hanging out with your hip, little sister!

1 comment:
Maybe in Nebraska the birds aren't quite as agressive! I had a great time!! :) Can't wait to see you again. Also, I can't wait to find out who's guess is right about the baby...
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